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Hippie Crippler Autoflower Marijuana Seeds

Hippie Crippler Autoflower Marijuana Seeds

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Hippie Crippler is a Sativa-dominant strain that crosses two potent strains, AK-47 and Blue Satellite. Its smoke has a spicy, sweet, piney flavor with a slightly citrusy scent. Depending on your sensitivity and dose, you’ll enjoy the imagination boosts, laughter, and stress relief that this strain provides.

Hippie Crippler is an excellent strain for pain relief, nausea management, cramp relief, and other mental health issues. Try this strain if you have crippling disorders but need to get through a busy day at work or want to get some exercise outside. Hippie Crippler has lovely flowers, light spring green colored leaves, and colorful hairy pistils inside and is a real treat to harvest until fully grown.

5 Seeds $65.00
10 Seeds $120.00
25 Seeds $240.00
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Strain Specification
AK-47 x Blue Satellite x Ruderalis
THC Level
CBD Level
CBG Level
Category Type
Sativa Dominant Hybrid
Growing Level
Flowering Time
9-10 weeks
Strain Specification
Indoor Height
Small (0-4 FT)
Outdoor Height
Medium (5 to 8 FT)
Harvest Time
Indoor Yields
Outdoor Yields
Taste and Smell
Citrus, Earthy, Lemon, Sweet, Woody
Myrcene, Ocimene, Terpinolene


What are the Flavor and Effects of Hippie Crippler Autoflowering?

Hippie Crippler’s aroma is peculiarly dank, further solidifying the strain’s connection to this strain. These flowers have an acrid, earthy fragrance when appropriately cured, similar to moist soil blended with fermentation compost. There are a few spicy candle odors on closer examination, and some customers claim they get a whiff of patchouli, another hippie staple. Meanwhile, crushing the dense buds releases fruity sweetness and burnt caramel notes. When burned, Hippie Crippler produces a remarkably smooth and tolerable smoke, despite its zesty flavors. On exhale, this smoke does have a hashy, piney taste with a somewhat spicy aroma.

The uplifting exhilaration mood conjures up images of hope and unlikely connections, both of which help fuel the imagination. Hippie Crippler is also known for his giggling and chattiness. The calming mind and body stimulation take precedence over the highs. Many who ingested significant quantities of this weed reported a heavy body buzz that induced couch-lock and sleepiness. Users report feeling groovy and trippy after consuming, with soothing shivers all over their bodies.

What are the Medical Benefits of Hippie Crippler Autoflowering?

Its stimulant body stone may provide pain relief for both acute and long-term conditions. The anti-inflammatory attributes of the bud can also help with common irritants, including nausea and headaches. This strain can temporarily relieve symptoms of anxiety, fatigue, and depression since it can reduce external stressors. Hippie Crippler can be a good option for users who are likely to panic or have low THC resistance since it is not commonly associated with extreme cerebral thought or anxiety.

Negative Effects You Can Hippie Crippler Autoflowering strain.

Although Hipper Crippler has numerous advantages, like every other marijuana strain, there are a few drawbacks to be conscious of. Hippie Crippler can cause a dry face and nose, lightheadedness, anxiety, and headaches, to name a few symptoms. You can help to alleviate some of the adverse effects by keeping hydrated and monitoring your intake when using this herb. The good news is that, although they are nasty, they will not last for long.

How to Grow Hippie Crippler Autoflowering Strain?

If you’re thinking about growing Hippie Crippler marijuana outdoors, keep in mind that the plants will do best in a dry, mild environment with low humidity. It’s also necessary to keep this marijuana strain away from any disapproving neighbors, as the odor it emits is stinky and pungent.

The flowering period of Hippie Crippler is usually concise, taking just 9-10 weeks on average. Harvest time for outdoor growth is at the end of October, and yields can be excellent if the crops are grown safely. Indoor yields are usually 450-500 grams per square meter, with outdoor yields of 600 grams per plant. Overall, the Hippie Crippler can be a rewarding and attractive addition to anyone’s weed garden, as it produces some beautiful, super-potent nugs.


1 review for Hippie Crippler Autoflower Marijuana Seeds

  1. Gustafson

    Overall, a great pot. I was lucky to get 300G/plant out of it. Buds were medium in size and sticky, primarily light green in color with a few brown hairs. Once the buds were broken open, the aroma intensified. It smells skunky and citrusy, but it’s also incredibly earthy. SMOOTH smoke!.hype is both creepy and comforting hahah I got immensely boosted after just a few minutes of inhaling. This baby reduces my body ache, yet too much of it causes me a headache. A nice head rush!!! I highly suggest it. Indeed, a creeper, so take it easy!

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